Colonial of the week

Not just behind the curtains, but behind the entire theater.

Time for someone to get off …

… and sober up.

Luck be …

… lady tonight.

Long as I remember …

… the rain’s been coming down.

Big plate chicken …

… is the name of this dish.

Zhuhai is filled with fakes …

… and we’re not just talking about Luis Vuitton handbags and Rolex watches.

Someone’s eating well tonight …

… in the afterlife.

I don’t even want to know …

… what they put in the fertilizer.

Colonial of the week

Clear as a bell.

Get into my belly …

Sincerely, Fat Buddha

They tell me, There are plenty of fish on the sea …

… Well, less now, but still.

I could fix that …

… if I had a ruler.

The girl with the dragon tattoo …

… who is enjoying a bottle of wine while fishing in Hong Kong’s Deep Water Bay.

Benches?

We don’t need no stinkin’ benches! (at a bus stop in Stanley, Hong Kong) Sent from Yahoo! Mail for iPad

Colonial of the week

If only it the sky was this beautiful every day.

Simple food for simple tastes …

… like mine.

Ladies and gentleman, if you’ll look out the window on the left side …

… you’ll see the ancient Chinese tradition of forcing tour groups to stop at the jewelry store.

This ritual has a long history of 5,000 years.

Checking in at the neighborhood garden …

… the lotus are here!

Hidden gem …

… in Zhuhai.

Suitable day for …

… flying.

This notice from a weather forecast website perfectly encapsulates what China English is all about:

Colonial of the week

… And God said, “Let there be cool lighting.”

I like my filet mango …

… medium rare.

It’s getting to be pool …

… weather.

Love-love …

… dan-dan noodles.

Starbucks in Zhuhai …

… Holy coffee culture, Batman!

For your safety, don’t enter the construction site without wearing a helmet …

… says the sign.

So why is he dripping with blood?

Did you guess …

… stir-fried green jade bamboo shoots?

Colonial of the week

Brand-spanking newly restored.

You need cooling …

… baby, I’m not fooling

Change is coming …

… soon.